Summer has officially begun, and although 9 grad credits loom over me, I have yet to even sign up for the classes. Even though I will lose my teaching license, and hence, my entire career and livelihood if I do not complete these courses before the end of September, I continue to find every other possible activity besides doing my homework. Suddenly, the dirty dishes in the sink seem like the most perfect and delightful chore in the world. Folding laundry, a task once abhorred by myself, now looks rather seductive. And oh, that big package that has been sitting on the kitchen chair for a few weeks now has GOT to be taken to the UPS store today. TODAY. The earth will crumble and God will strike me down if I do not do it TODAY. Within the HOUR. Seriously.
Oh, and this blog, which I have not touched for about a year, now has my full attention. I mean, I'm sure there are many avid readers out there that are pining away for my words, wondering where I have been all this time, despondent and weak from the year long hiatus of my wit...how can I let these sweet minions down? I have to be there for them. And I am. I am back.
Time to go take a shower. Have to look good for the UPS store, right?
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