While standing in the hallway during passing time, a student walked up to my BFF and asked her a very serious question: Do giraffes take longer puking than humans?
Now granted, this was a valid point to ponder, as obviously, giraffe necks are much longer than those of people. So, off I went, to my other BFF, Google, and typed in the appropriate search words.
Surprisingly, the answer is no. When the chunks have to fly, gravity, length of body parts, and any other force of nature cannot stand in the way. Who knew.
Ah, the heavy thoughts of today's youth...
Student Story of the Day:
As I sat innocently at my desk, grading papers, I overheard the following conversation:
"I licked R today, and she tasted good!" quipped Student #1 (female)
All of the boys' jaws dropped, as did mine.
WTF?
Student #1 looked at me, saw my incredulous reaction, and said, "Well, she had on that edible lotion from Victoria's Secret...it was yummy!"
"Where did you lick her?" questioned Student #2 (male)
"Ok, ok, stop right now, guys..." I demanded.
Why?, was the general consesus of the class....
"You guys are being naughty!" I replied, to which Student #1 rebuked, "Get your mind out of the gutter, Ms. T!".
My lord.
I guess I should stick with giraffe vomit, just to play it safe....
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